Quote’s of sense of humour

Quotes for sense of humour creates a pleasure and funny bound with Friends and family..

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
― George Carlin

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
― Cathy Guiswite

Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.
― Golda Meir

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
― Bill Cosby

If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out.
― Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Never miss a good chance to shut up.
― Will Rogers

She’s strong! And scary…I bet she’s single…I’d put money on it.
― Masashi Kishimoto

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
― Robert Benchley